Red Vs. Blue

[Defender_16]

(Whish section does this go under? Media or Gaming?Because it is a series that you watch. )

RED VS BLUE

A hilarious 'machinima' film made using the Halo 3D computer game engine.

A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting ... War is hell. Red vs Blue chronicles the misadventures of two hapless armies as they wage a war that few understandand no one wants to fight - a battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe.



I know this is old by now but I needed a reason to post the new season 3 poster.

[Raven]

A movie about halo?
@_@ uuuhhh....

[Axel]

Not a movie, an amateur tv show-ish type thing using the Halo game as a cheap way to animate stuff. They update once a week on their website www.redvsblue.com

Seriously, go see this. This was fall out of your chair hilarious when I first watched it.

[Defender_16]

Great quotes form Red vs Blue.

"If we survive this I`m gonna kill both of you....slowly." -Sarge

"What was that? I cant hear you over the sound of your constant teamkilling!!!" -Tucker

"My armour isn`t pink it`s lightish red!" - Doughnut


And an Excerpt from Episode 2 of Season one.

Sarge: May I introduce our new Light Reconasance Vehicle. It has 4 Inch armour plating. Mag buffer suspension a mounted machine-gunner position AND total seating for three.
Gentelmen this is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Simmons: Why Warthog sir?
Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation son.
Griff: No but why Warthog I mean it dosent really look like a pig.
Sarge: Say that again?
Griff: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in sam-hill is a Puma!
Simmons: Uh you mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No like a Puma it`s big cat, like a Lion.
Sarge: You`re makin` that up.
Griff: I`m telling you it`s a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons I want you to poison Griff's next meal.
Simmons: YES SIR!
Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kinda animal has tusks?!
Griff: A Walrus.
Sarge: Didn`t I just tell you to quit makin` up animals!!!!!!
***
Tucker: What is that thing?
Church: Uh I don`t know it looks like uh, it looks like they`ve got some kinda car down there. We better get back to base and report it.
Tucker: A car!? How come they get a car?!
Church: What are you complaining about man? We`re about to get a tank in the very next drop.
Tucker: You cant pickup chicks in a tank.
Church: Well you know what? you could bitch about anything couldn`t you? We`re gonna get a tank and you`re worried about chicks. WHAT CHICKS ARE WE GONNA PICK UP MAN! And secondly how are we gonna pickup chicks in a car that looks like that?!
Tucker: Well what kinda car is it?
Church: I don`t know I`ve never seen a car like that before, it looks like a umm......Like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: What like a Puma?
Church: Yeah man there you go.

[Raven]

uuuhhh oke that is realy wired.

[Craig]

How can I see all of them? Like from the beginning to now?

[Axel]

They have a rotation of the archived episodes for download on the website, or some p2p networks might have it also.

[Fox]

Season 3 Awesome! MUAHAHA!

Oh and that exerpt isn't finished. It's not as funny unless you mention the Chupacabra. In fact there's a few lines in between the end of that, and the beginning of this, but this is funny.

Sarge: "Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican monster that eats goats?"

Simmons: "The Chupacabra, Sir?"

Sarge: "Yeah! How about that Griff, the Chupa-thingy. I like it, kinda has a ring to it."

lol


It's funny when they're in Caboose's head. Too many things to quote from.

This is from somewhere in the beginning.

"Tucker, I just wanted you to know..."

"Yeah Church?"

"..I always hated you the most."

"Yeah...hurry up and die bastard"

"..Ok...*bleeh..*"

lol. Yeah...I've watched it too many times, in fact...I've spread it around work. Muahahahah....aha...ha.....hmm...


*edit* LMAO, I just realized Caboose is facing backwards in the picture.

[Corsair]

My friends and I put Red Vs. Blue onto DVD! Yay!

[Defender_16]

You bought the DVD? Or did you make one yourself?

[seigfox]

I bought the DVD, and as soon as I see the second season, I'm getting that too.

I love halo, so a show made about halo, especially a very funny show, is like a gift from the internet god (his name is Ned).

[CactusJack]

The second season should be available at the RvB store already.

[Rai the Cheetah]

These guys are hired now by microsoft for like hundereds of thousands fo dollars for doing this. I have seen them since episode 1 lol, and they are hella good.

[seigfox]

Stupid microsoft, always showing off how much richer they are then lil old me.

The last episode I've seen was the season 2 finale. The whole concept is nuts but it's also unbelivibly funny.

Is the third season up? I haven't been back ther in awhile.

[CactusJack]

No, not yet. But it should be.... anytime soon. Their website said that the first episode of Season 3 would be available by the end of last month, but lo and behold, the website now says that production has begun on the next episode. Huh.