Mall survay people

[Id]

wana hear a funny story? NO!? too bad

Yesterday I went to the mall to buy my mom a birthday present, and some random lady came up to me and asked "Can I ask a question?, good, whats your antidrug?" I'm thinking will I ever get a chance to speek, so I answer that my antidrug is caffeen then I remberd that caffeen is a drug, so then I said that I guess I don't have one. She FOLLOWED me, crazy, so I went in to a store bought a stick of gum and put my wallet in my front pocket, and still she was asking me the same question *sigh*, anyway I was about to snap so I told her that my antidrug is "removeing" annoying people that follow me around.

She screemed, and mall scurity came and tryed to take me away, thank god that someone vouched for me and said that she was acting like a theef so they removed her from the mall

the moral of the story
1. don't follow me around, pain will come from that behavor
2. don't ask stupid questions to random people.
3. never eat sour wheet
4. most importaly, caffeen is good for you

[Defender_16]

OMFG! I just about fell over when I read that. ;D I probably would of said something to the effect of "Get the hell away and stop following me! Your invading my personal space.......Security!!"

[Fox]

Ehh...asides from having my friends sister stalk me, that's probably the weirdest thing I've heard. You shoulda said your anti-drug was gum.

[Id]

...I should of but meh I don't think I will

also I tryed to make it funnyer, but I just suck at telling stories

a side note to the story... the rent a cop realy, realy hates me, he blames me for fires, murder, assult and battrey, cullings, theft, you name it he blames me even though I only go to the mall five times a year at most.

ps. I was reaching for my knife when I said "removeing"

[Fox]

Ah, now I get why they meant to throw you out. Didn't quite grasp that until now.

[Id]

I kinda feel sorry for that rent-a-cop, but he constly follows me, I wounder if I look like I steal stuff , and is constly asking to see what I bought, always bugging us...*sigh* and that people is why I realy, realy hate malls

[Fox]

You know you should tell him that if he doesn't stop harassing you, you'll report him. Just head to the information center and ask to talk to the mall manager. Tell them this Security guard follows you everywhere you go everytime you're there. He'll get a warning, then get fired if he continues.

[Id]

...I would but uh *clears throught* I was caught shoplifting uh lets see at least 10 times at that mall... so I don't think I'd loose him as a tail for quite some time...

[gobleteer]

And I wonder why he follow you?

Probably got it trouble for the times you *might* have gotten away with it.

[Id]

...as long as I was alone I was not caught...
but at least the cop is slow and well doen't know the mall well, never did figgure that one out, anyway I haven't stolen for quite sometime

[Defender_16]

I don't really blame the poor Rent-a-Cop as much as I had before. I mean put yourself in his position for a second. If you knew someone that stole from the store you are supposed to patrol several times wouldn't you keep an eye on him?

Just a thought.

[Id]

But I haven't stolen anything in 5 years, and he still follows me after I promest that I wount steal from them, I never go back on a promis... I might be paranoid but I think that he's stalking me... or he just works at Giant as well as the mall...